Post by starider on Nov 24, 2007 23:10:07 GMT
;D Hi all, One more tale[last one for now].Our new garage and workshop[1972]also had a forecourt selling fuel and all the usual oils and components,one afternoon I walked through the showroom and glanced out to the forecourt, to see our new lady forecourt attendant with her head under the bonnet of a Daf 55 with the lady owner looking on.When I returned 1/2 an hour later they were still there,thinking there must be a problem I went to assist,"no problem"she said "but isn't it difficult to top up the oil down this little tube where the dip stick goes?"
Finally a joke!! An old lady DAF owner called into her local DAF dealer and complained of a strange smell which came from the car at times.The workshp manager suggested that he go out with the lady for a test drive so that hopefully she could identify when the smell occured.She drove off straight into the busy traffic narrowly missing several other cars and a cyclist, roared through a set of traffic lights at red,down a hill at breakneck speed, screeched round a sharp bend at the bottom, only to find a railway crossing with the barriers down and screeched to a halt with the bonnet just under the barrier"There"she said"can you smell it?", "Smell it Madam?"said the workshop manager "I'm sitting in it!!". starider.
Finally a joke!! An old lady DAF owner called into her local DAF dealer and complained of a strange smell which came from the car at times.The workshp manager suggested that he go out with the lady for a test drive so that hopefully she could identify when the smell occured.She drove off straight into the busy traffic narrowly missing several other cars and a cyclist, roared through a set of traffic lights at red,down a hill at breakneck speed, screeched round a sharp bend at the bottom, only to find a railway crossing with the barriers down and screeched to a halt with the bonnet just under the barrier"There"she said"can you smell it?", "Smell it Madam?"said the workshop manager "I'm sitting in it!!". starider.